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- I could never make up my mind to get married so my penis decided for me. — Sigourney Weaver
- I once made love to a female clown, and she twisted my penis into a poodle. — Unknown Author
- If a girl calls me a pussy my penis will fuck her up, cause it's one hardcore mother fucker. — Nikhil Saluja
- My penis is like a gun, when I set it to 'semi' the pussy cums 'automatic'. — Nikhil Saluja
- My penis always ends up in the eye of the beholder. — Nikhil Saluja
- In case you're wondering, last night I had a dream that my penis got chronically depressed and decided to commit suicide. — Nikhil Saluja
- I like to make chicks laugh so hard they accidentally put my penis into their mouth. — Nikhil Saluja
- My penis is an awkward leprechaun that had not gotten lucky nearly as much as it had gotten bored. — Andrea Gibson
- Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Never mind, it's too long. — Patience Jr Kibabatoko
- My penis wants to slam dance at your vagina concert. — Green Monk
- My penis no longer works anymore, I blame Wes for it's over use. — Kevin Williamson
- I train my major blood vessels to retract into my body on command. Also, I can retract my penis up into itself. — Dwight Schrute