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284 My Girlfriend quotes by 209 unique authors

You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said. — Rachel Caine
I was so tired of her getting upset for no reason. The way she would get sulky and make references to the freaking oppressive nature… — John Green
My girlfriend is sad and quiet and keeps me up all night worrying about her. — Rainbow Rowell
And then it was between Shane and Claire on who retreated first. "Uou go," he said. "Why?" Shane and Pete exchangedblooks. "Seriously?" Pete asked. "Yeah,… — Rachel Caine
Kaylee and Nash are like those rocks that ancient cave people used to make fire. Bang them together, and you get sparks." Sabine said. "Let's… — Rachel Vincent
I've seriously got to stop turning my girlfriends gay, but like I can really help it. It's my animal appeal. — Gena Showalter
His mother got her purse. His father reached for the door. "Scooter," he said, by way of good-bye, "have fun with your friends." But Hale… — Ally Carter
And what? Accidentally cuts off three fingers postmortem? 'Oops, oh, no, my girlfriend just died! Clumsy me, in trying to perform CPR, I chopped off… — Barry Lyga
My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes. — Emo Philips
My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out. — Ed Wood
A dream my girlfriend and I have is to move to New York for a year or two because we just love the city. I… — Daniel Bruhl
I was in chemical engineering at Cornell University. My girlfriend at the time dared me to do a play. I knew there was something I… — Ato Essandoh
I just like really simple things. If I had been on tour for a while and I got to come back and take my girlfriend… — Louis Tomlinson
My work is always more emotional than I am. My characters say things to each other that I get accused of not being able to… — Adam Rapp
When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter. — Kim Raver
When we were 15, my girlfriend Ruth Kaplan and I applied to the Universidad Ibero-Americana in Mexico City. We were accepted into a program that… — Mary Doria Russell
My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings. — Jay London
He asked my girlfriend if we could come over and sing some of the songs that we had written, which we did. After he heard… — Phil Harris
My high-school years were so mediocre - I moved out when I was 16 and started living with my girlfriend who was 10 years older.… — Jason Reitman
My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'. — Emo Philips
My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading. — Steve Jobs
My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend. — Robert Paul
Found out my girlfriend has been selling her pussy but it's OK she's just playing tricks on me. — Nikhil Saluja
My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend — Hussein Nishah
You know Babe, I am really happy that you are my girlfriend. I wish that we could meet REALLY soon!! I will talk to you… — Unknown Author

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