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284 My Girlfriend quotes by 209 unique authors
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You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said.
— Rachel Caine
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I was so tired of her getting upset for no reason. The way she would get sulky and make references to the freaking oppressive nature…
— John Green
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My girlfriend is sad and quiet and keeps me up all night worrying about her.
— Rainbow Rowell
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And then it was between Shane and Claire on who retreated first. "Uou go," he said. "Why?" Shane and Pete exchangedblooks. "Seriously?" Pete asked. "Yeah,…
— Rachel Caine
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Kaylee and Nash are like those rocks that ancient cave people used to make fire. Bang them together, and you get sparks." Sabine said. "Let's…
— Rachel Vincent
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I've seriously got to stop turning my girlfriends gay, but like I can really help it. It's my animal appeal.
— Gena Showalter
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His mother got her purse. His father reached for the door. "Scooter," he said, by way of good-bye, "have fun with your friends." But Hale…
— Ally Carter
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And what? Accidentally cuts off three fingers postmortem? 'Oops, oh, no, my girlfriend just died! Clumsy me, in trying to perform CPR, I chopped off…
— Barry Lyga
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My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.
— Emo Philips
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My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.
— Ed Wood
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A dream my girlfriend and I have is to move to New York for a year or two because we just love the city. I…
— Daniel Bruhl
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I was in chemical engineering at Cornell University. My girlfriend at the time dared me to do a play. I knew there was something I…
— Ato Essandoh
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I just like really simple things. If I had been on tour for a while and I got to come back and take my girlfriend…
— Louis Tomlinson
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My work is always more emotional than I am. My characters say things to each other that I get accused of not being able to…
— Adam Rapp
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When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter.
— Kim Raver
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When we were 15, my girlfriend Ruth Kaplan and I applied to the Universidad Ibero-Americana in Mexico City. We were accepted into a program that…
— Mary Doria Russell
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My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.
— Jay London
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He asked my girlfriend if we could come over and sing some of the songs that we had written, which we did. After he heard…
— Phil Harris
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My high-school years were so mediocre - I moved out when I was 16 and started living with my girlfriend who was 10 years older.…
— Jason Reitman
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My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.
— Emo Philips
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My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading.
— Steve Jobs
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My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
— Robert Paul
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Found out my girlfriend has been selling her pussy but it's OK she's just playing tricks on me.
— Nikhil Saluja
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My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her. According to her lawyer, she also hates it when I call her my girlfriend
— Hussein Nishah
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You know Babe, I am really happy that you are my girlfriend. I wish that we could meet REALLY soon!! I will talk to you…
— Unknown Author
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