"And what? Accidentally cuts off three fingers postmortem?……" — Barry Lyga
"And what? Accidentally cuts off three fingers postmortem? 'Oops, oh, no, my girlfriend just died! Clumsy me, in trying to perform CPR, I chopped off some fingers! Guess I'll just take them with me.... Oh, darn, where did that middle finger go?"
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53 Quotes by Barry Lyga
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Sometimes hope could be the most frightening thing in the world.
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I do what I've trained my whole life to do. I watch the ball. I keep my eye on the…
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. . . but there's a restraining order in place.' She speaks slowly, choosing her words carefully. 'I'm not supposed…
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Anger and hatred, when left unfed, bleed away like air from a punctured tire, over time and days and years.…
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I just have an allergic reaction to lung cancer. Gives me tumors.
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We can know what love is. It´s adults who have forgotten, so they cling to their poor substitute and yell…
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