Best My Girlfriend Sayings

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I used to try to draw my girlfriends. I think one of the most romantic things that anybody can do is draw a portrait of… — Nick Carter
When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, 'Hi honey. Do… — Yasmine Bleeth
My girlfriend always told me, 'Send roses while they can still smell them, tell people you love them while they can still hear.' — Manti Te'o
I'd always walk my girlfriend home, i'm too protective! — Niall Horan
I’m a bit of a design enthusiast, and like spending time with my girlfriend and mates. — Nick D'Aloisio
I hang on to the statement of scientists that there is no time. Therefore, join me in telling everyone you are thirty-two. This allows me… — Beatrice Wood
My fans are all my girlfriends — Greyson Chance
I am the most jealous boy in the world, when I'm with my girlfriend. I always kiss her so that the other guys know she's… — Zayn Malik
My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty." — Jimmy Carr
My girlfriend bought a cook book the other day called 'Cheap and easy vegetarian cooking'. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she… — Jimmy Carr
When I turned 18, I skipped my party to take my girlfriend on a road trip. It turned out to be an amazing birthday. — Josh Hartnett
As hard as it is and as tired as I am, I force myself to get dinner at least once a week with my girlfriends,… — Jennifer Lawrence
When cellphones came out, my girlfriend refused to get one for five years, because she thought it would turn her into somebody who couldn't connect… — Jesse Eisenberg
During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. — Rodney Dangerfield
If you tell people your ambitions, they usually laugh at you. When I told my girlfriends when I was 12 that I was going to… — Helen Reddy
I remember when I was a teenager thinking my girlfriend was cheating on me, and going around riling myself up. Pretending to cry. It was… — Robert Pattinson
I can't swim but if my girlfriend was drowning, I'd still dive in to save her. — Zayn Malik
If this were a [Hollywood] studio film, I wouldn't have pushed my father into a table, I would have beat him up. My father wouldn't… — Noah Wyle
My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love you'. — Gary Mule Deer
I can't speak for all women, but I do think that... I mean, me and my girlfriends, we definitely... we're in crisis on a continuous… — Helen Slater
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower. — Daniel Tosh
I can't really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed… — Louis Tomlinson
My first wife was a brunette, and Barbi Benton, my major romantic relationship of the early 1970s, was a brunette. But since the end of… — Hugh Hefner
If religion is a reaction of man, and nothing more, it seems to me that it represents a human desire for wrongdoers to be punished.… — Vince Gilligan
My girlfriend is a fashion designer. She has her own company called Rachel Antonoff. She is doing a collaboration with Urban Outfitters right now, a… — Nate Ruess

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