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Rudy Espinoza has 30 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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When people call me a creep, I don''t take it as an insult. I wear that label proudly. I don't want to…
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She has pretentious conversations about art house films. I have pretentious conversations about porno clips. We were doomed from the start .....
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Im working on a pop-up book called, That Explains the Birds and the Bees.
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My 3 favorite activities: 1. Drinking 2. Golf 3. Sex ~ I rely very heavily on my right hand for all three.
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When I'm stalking my exes on Facebook, sometimes I think, 'I should have never let her go.'...but most times I think, 'She…
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When my erection lasts for more than 4 hours after taking Viagra, I don't go see a doctor, I go see a…
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I want a friend named Gertrude so I can walk into the supermarket with her and yell, Yo Gert, when we are…
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I used to play Another One Bites The Dust after every conquest. But I'm old now so I'm changing it to Another…
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Now I know why they call them pay stubs. My take home pay has been amputated. Thanks Obama.
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I extend my condolences to those who have lost a loved one by saying, Good mourning.
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Did you notice all of the cops pulling people over and writing tickets in the freezing weather this morning? Neither did I…
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America - where people get more worked up over a bicyclist's lies than a president's lies.
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I have been in relationships where a man has disrespected me, and I don't need to be friends with that man anymore.…
— Zoe Saldana
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I'm friends with a lot of my exes, but it took time. We didn't just get into it. I don't think you…
— Rashida Jones
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I'm still friends with all my exes, apart from my husbands.
— Cher
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Oh, boy. I'm still in touch with about 90 percent of my exes. They would describe me as being unlucky in love.
— Nathan Fillion
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I don't write songs in order to stick it to my exes. I don't release underground dis tracks.
— John Mayer
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If I'm gonna write songs about my exes, they can write songs about me. That's how it works.
— Taylor Swift
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I'm not saying my life is perfect, but if only all my exes could predict the future, none of them would want…
— Thabang Tshabalala
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Middle finger to my EXes, ring finger to my next nigga....
— Anicca
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Killin niggas at rap, but being the mans my specialty. I love shitting on all my exes especially.
— Big Sean
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All my exes live in Texas like I'm George Strait.
— Drake
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God Bless Them. They created a SPECIAL day for my exes. Fools Day!
— Miranda H
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There isnt enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you, a lot of…
— Sex And The City
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