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Jarod Kintz has 55 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I hate when women give me that look. That overlook.
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Im reminded of Orville Tethington, inventor of the worlds first steam-powered fog machine. Hes also the guy who, after the Germans invented…
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I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was me!
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Nothing, Everything, Anything, Something: If you have nothing, then you have everything, because you have the freedom to do anything, without the…
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I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for days. In…
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Sometimes the thing that brings us together also pulls us apart. Sort of like a zipper.
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Im not waiting until my hair turns white to become patient and wise. Nope, Im dying my hair tonight.
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If our destiny stems from our name, then I weep for the flower named Wilt.
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I want my time to be taken up by chores, errands, appointments, and arguments. In other words, I want to get married.
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The other day I went to the Huddle House. I wasnt hungry, I just wanted to call some plays.
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A hotel is a temporary aquarium for people. Thats why I travel with a fishing pole, and erectile dysfunction medicine.
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I went to a football game once and got punched in the face, but you couldnt tell because I was already sitting…
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At 18, I felt I was too young to think about having my eggs frozen.
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I like my cinema gritty, I like my eggs gritty.
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I've always been a fella who put most of my eggs in one basket and then take a dump in the basket…
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I like not to feel that all my eggs are in one basket, or I get nervous.
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I think one of the things that saved me is that I never put all my eggs in one basket.
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I guess I am going to think about freezing my eggs.
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undying grattitude?" Simon looked at me. " Cool. Dosethat come with eternal servitude? if so, i like my eggs sunnyside up." i…
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It was like the first time i saw a cadaver. For weeks afterward the cadavers head, or what was left of it…
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All right, then. Emergency medical situation, take two.” He leaped to his feet, staggered, keeled over, then lifted his head weakly. “Chloe?…
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After two and a half engagements, of course I want to get married and have babies, so I am going to freeze…
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I like my bad relationships like I like my eggs..over easy
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I like my relationships like I like my eggs. Over easy.
— Jarod Kintz
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