Mr Quotes

1616 Mr quotes by 1010 unique authors

Who the fuck invited mr I don't give a fuck. — Tyler The Creator
Oh look, it's Mr. Noodle's brother, Mr. Noodle. — Unknown Author
Mr. Devlin, there's been a change of plans. — Unknown Author
Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver,… — Peter Griffin
Mr. Krabs: I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly. — Spongebob
As I go on facebook iam cool I can not blame mr mark I can use my psychic abily again to see mark is trying… — Unknown Author
Ms. Garber: Mr. Carter, are you trying to be bad at this? Landon: Nah, it just comes naturally. — A Walk To Remember
She wax it all off, Mr Miyagi and them suicide doors, Hari Kari. — Chris Brown
I used to be Mr. — Unknown Author
You spit fire, nigga I spit bombs I guess you can call me Mr. Nuclear. — Unknown Author
Play informative for me, Mr. internet witrer. — Unknown Author
Taylor gang or mr hands — Taylor Gang
Play infroamitve for me, Mr. internet writer. — Delphia
Girls If Your Single Then That Means That You Still Gotta Chance Too Find Mr. Right! — Unknown Author
IDIOTS that make scary movies possible. MR. and MRS. 4754milesfromanythingtrip.ignoredthekeepoutsignanddidntlistentothevillage rs.OMFGthatguyhasnofaceletsgotalktohim.trytotalktotheGHOSTwithaouijab oardcauseitjustthrewurglassofwineaturHEAD.wreckthecarinthemiddleofNO WHEREcauseimnotpayingATTENTIONtotheROAD.letsadoptthislittlegirlcauseno onewantsherbecausesheistheDEVILandwillKILLyourgrandmawithahammer.gu yhasachainsawwithBLOODonitBUTimagolookforpaul.heythatguyhasnoteeth butibethehasaPHONE. — Unknown Author
No more Mr Nice guy, hello Mr. Nice watch. — J. Cole
Mr. Right's coming.. but he's in Africa and he's walking! — Oprah
When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. — Unknown Author
I believe your friends Mr. Fred and George Weasly tried to send you a toilet seat. — Harry Potter - Albus Dumbledore
Its Ludacris 'Mr. Slay-A-Bitch.' Unless that p-ssy is smelling like a Filet-O-Fish. — Ludacris

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