Mr Quotes

1616 Mr quotes by 1010 unique authors

Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr. Garrison — South Park
You didn't make me a woman! I'm just a man with a mutilated penis! - Mr\Mrs Garrison — South Park
Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be learning from Mr.Twig. - Mr. Garrison — South Park
No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people. - Mr. Garrison — South Park
Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon. - Mr. Garrison — South Park
Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison — South Park
Please nurse, for a women with a dead foetus on her head, you're not being very open minded. - Mr Garrison — South Park
Okay, smoking is bad; you shouldn't smoke. And alcohol is bad; you shouldn't drink alcohol. And as for drugs, well, drugs are bad; you shouldn't… — South Park
If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they know? - Mr. Slave — South Park
Hey beavis, Mr.Andersons balls are like, fithy. -butthead — Beavis And Butthead
Michael Oher: Mr. Touhy sleeps on the couch? Leigh Anne Touhy: Only when he's bad. — The Blind Side
Mr. Big Willy if you really wanna know. Ask Chilli, could I be a silly ho? Not really, T-Boz and all my senoritas is steppin'… — Lisa Left Eye
Matter fact see me in a ride so foreign you can't understand six feet hittin six G's here with the 3 so come catch me… — Machine Gun Kelly
Unu cya tell me nothing Mr. Envy. Lose it a lengthy, advice for that, ah, send me? Nuff people out there rotten, chattin and dem… — Collie Buddz
It was all a dream I used to read Word Up magazine. Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine. Hangin' pictures on my wall.… — Christopher Wallace
Last week at lunch Riley says to a classmate 'Can a Nigga borrow a french fry?' And my first thought wasn't 'Oh my God he… — Boondocks
Well, hello Mr. Program Director. You see what happens if you don't spin my records? — Cedric The Entertainer
Dabu! Thank you, Mr. Goodwrench. — Cedric The Entertainer
You seem like...Mr. Perfect Why don't you drive over and pick me up? — Angel Taylor
Im going to rename myself mr love doctor — Eric Ryan Elliott

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