Mr Quotes

1616 Mr quotes by 1010 unique authors

Mr. Valiant? — Jessica Rabbit
Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another thing, all periods will now… — American Dad
Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son. Stan: Oh, God, he's gay.… — American Dad
Stan: Uh, excuse me, are you Francine's boss? Man: Yes. Stan: (Into wrist communicator) Go! Go! Go! You're all under arrest. Man: For what? Stan:… — American Dad
It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up magazine. Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine. Hangin' pictures on my wall.… — Biggie Smalls
It sucks to be an orphan. But you know what doesn't suck? Being a millionaire. -Mr. Cisneros — Eastbound And Down
I killed my mother, it's ok. -Mr. Cisneros — Eastbound And Down
I've been a 3 time former IC Champion, I'm currently the Tag Team Champion. Hell, I've even told Mr. McMahon that he has a very… — Chris Jericho
No, I'm not conceited but see, I keep it trill. Playboy, shawty, Mr. Black & Decker Drill. — Yung Joc
My room is the g-spot. Call me Mr. Flinstone I can make your bedrock. — Young Money
My strip club name is "Mr. Will-Throw-It" — Plies
It's Mr. 3-0-5 A.K.A. Mr. Snort yay, spit rocks, made in Dade. — Pitbull
Call me mr. Twist himself. — Lil Twist
I move caine like a cripple, balance weight through the hood, kids call me mr sniffles. Other hand on my nickel, plated whistle one eye… — Pusha T (Clipse)
Cause Im Mr Brightside. — The Killers
We are over and done, Mr. Hit-and-Run — Lafee
Love boat party at Mr.Blacks =] — Matthew Lush
I would like to introduce right now the next president of the United States, Mr. Joe Walsh. — The Eagles
Mr. Garrison: I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die. — South Park
Mr. President, I hereby pardon you of all your crimes, for they are just as much mine. — Live (Band)

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