Mr Quotes
1616 Mr quotes by 1010 unique authors
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Michael Oher: Mr. Touhy sleeps on the couch? Leigh Anne Touhy: Only when he's bad.
— The Blind Side
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Mr. Big Willy if you really wanna know. Ask Chilli, could I be a silly ho? Not really, T-Boz and all my senoritas is steppin'…
— Lisa Left Eye
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Matter fact see me in a ride so foreign you can't understand six feet hittin six G's here with the 3 so come catch me…
— Machine Gun Kelly
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Unu cya tell me nothing Mr. Envy. Lose it a lengthy, advice for that, ah, send me? Nuff people out there rotten, chattin and dem…
— Collie Buddz
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It was all a dream I used to read Word Up magazine. Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine. Hangin' pictures on my wall.…
— Christopher Wallace
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Last week at lunch Riley says to a classmate 'Can a Nigga borrow a french fry?' And my first thought wasn't 'Oh my God he…
— Boondocks
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Well, hello Mr. Program Director. You see what happens if you don't spin my records?
— Cedric The Entertainer
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Dabu! Thank you, Mr. Goodwrench.
— Cedric The Entertainer
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You seem like...Mr. Perfect Why don't you drive over and pick me up?
— Angel Taylor
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Im going to rename myself mr love doctor
— Eric Ryan Elliott
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Who the fuck invited mr I don't give a fuck.
— Tyler The Creator
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Oh look, it's Mr. Noodle's brother, Mr. Noodle.
— Unknown Author
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Mr. Devlin, there's been a change of plans.
— Unknown Author
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Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver,…
— Peter Griffin
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Mr. Krabs: I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly.
— Spongebob
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As I go on facebook iam cool I can not blame mr mark I can use my psychic abily again to see mark is trying…
— Unknown Author
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Ms. Garber: Mr. Carter, are you trying to be bad at this? Landon: Nah, it just comes naturally.
— A Walk To Remember
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She wax it all off, Mr Miyagi and them suicide doors, Hari Kari.
— Chris Brown
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I used to be Mr.
— Unknown Author
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You spit fire, nigga I spit bombs I guess you can call me Mr. Nuclear.
— Unknown Author
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Play informative for me, Mr. internet witrer.
— Unknown Author
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Taylor gang or mr hands
— Taylor Gang
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Play infroamitve for me, Mr. internet writer.
— Delphia
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Girls If Your Single Then That Means That You Still Gotta Chance Too Find Mr. Right!
— Unknown Author
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IDIOTS that make scary movies possible. MR. and MRS. 4754milesfromanythingtrip.ignoredthekeepoutsignanddidntlistentothevillage rs.OMFGthatguyhasnofaceletsgotalktohim.trytotalktotheGHOSTwithaouijab oardcauseitjustthrewurglassofwineaturHEAD.wreckthecarinthemiddleofNO WHEREcauseimnotpayingATTENTIONtotheROAD.letsadoptthislittlegirlcauseno onewantsherbecausesheistheDEVILandwillKILLyourgrandmawithahammer.gu yhasachainsawwithBLOODonitBUTimagolookforpaul.heythatguyhasnoteeth butibethehasaPHONE.
— Unknown Author
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