Mr Quotes

1616 Mr quotes by 1010 unique authors

Please Mr. Officer, leggo me hand. You don't know me and you don't understan. You see me flashin' a criss rental. So you take that… — Gregory Isaacs
Mrs. Kroeger: He can have the miles. Mr. Kroeger: Nah, sweetie. You take the miles. — Wedding Crashers
Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me? Alan Garner: Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm on your side! I hate Godzilla! I hate him too!… — The Hangover
Oh yeah? Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts? -Mr. Chow — The Hangover
Believe in yourselves, dream, try, do good. -Mr.Feeny — Boy Meets World
I believe that when you find love you hold onto it and cherish it because there is nothing finer and it may never come again.… — Boy Meets World
Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman — Dodgeball
Mr. Potter! Lucius Malfoy. We meet at last. Forgive me, your scar is legend. As, of course, is the wizard who gave it to you. — Lucius Malfoy
Let us hope that Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day. — Lucius Malfoy
Get away from my Godson! [punches Mr. Malfoy in the face] — Sirius Black
They call me MR. PIG. AHHHH! -Pumbaa — The Lion King
Christian heels take u straight to hell. Put her on a magazine bet her face will sell. If she under 18 take you straight to… — Ryan Leslie
It's a small hood, but it's all good and Mr. Rogers ain't got shit up on my neighborhood. — Master P
You're student loans have been repayed? Then how about lending your old pal Zoidberg a few bucks, Mr Millionaire. — Zoidberg
Mr. Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party, and I went there. Yay, my turn is over. — Ralph Wiggum
Genetic engineering is man's way of correcting God's hideous mistakes, like German people. - Mr. Garrison — South Park
You didn't make me a woman! I'm just a man with a mutilated penis! - Mr\Mrs Garrison — South Park
Oh, I'm through with Mr. Hat. He's a two-timing whore. From now on you'll be learning from Mr.Twig. - Mr. Garrison — South Park
No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people. - Mr. Garrison — South Park
Let's clear the air. We all know that pigeon was a whore. Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon. - Mr. Garrison — South Park
Now children, this is a planetarium, not a Bangkok brothel, behave. - Mr Garrison — South Park
Please nurse, for a women with a dead foetus on her head, you're not being very open minded. - Mr Garrison — South Park
Okay, smoking is bad; you shouldn't smoke. And alcohol is bad; you shouldn't drink alcohol. And as for drugs, well, drugs are bad; you shouldn't… — South Park
If you don't teach your children that Paris Hilton should be despised, how will they know? - Mr. Slave — South Park
Hey beavis, Mr.Andersons balls are like, fithy. -butthead — Beavis And Butthead

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