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Mother Quotes by Evan Esar
- Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.
- A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.
- Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
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