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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Better late than never but never late is better. They tell me time is money well we'll spend it together.
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If politics were like sports, we could ask Israel to trade us Benjamin Netanyahu for Barack Obama. Of course, we would have…
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I heard someone in opposition to reform last night criticize the president for saying it's their money. They said it's not their…
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Money spent on good-quality gear is always money well spent
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Rich people manage their money well. Poor people mismanage their money well.
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Lend your friend $20. If he doesn't pay you back then he's not your friend. Money well spent.
— Ted Nicholas
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Time, O my friend, is money! Time wasted can never conduce to money well managed.
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The bankers just got a good cussing by everybody for loaning too much money. Well, they got some awful nice buildings. So…
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On the one hand, you have these huge budget films that cost millions of dollars. They are effects driven, they don't have…
— Dolph Lundgren
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There is no virtue in compulsory government charity, and there is no virtue in advocating it. A politician who portrays himself as…
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To acquire money requires valor, to keep money requires prudence, and to spend money well is an art.
— Berthold Auerbach
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