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God, please watch over the soul of this dead dog and carry him up to heaven... because he sure as hell can't…
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Stan: Hilary, look out for the mines! (Explosion) What did I just say? You heard me. What did I just say? Steve:…
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Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send in our high school mascot? (Man dressed…
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Principal Lewis: Smith! What's the meaning of this?! Steve: Principal Lewis, I am taking your office. Pursuant to Pearl Bailey High Statuete…
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By the way, Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, these Chocodiles Haley, oh my God, these Chocodiles, oh my God! -Roger
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Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics would agree to gun control. Stan: You…
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Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free will because…
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Steve: Bobby, get over here, I want my Shazzam shirt dry cleaned and pressed by third period. Oh, and another thing, all…
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Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's a problem with your son. Stan: Oh,…
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Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger: Geez, Stan, what gives? Holy Toledo, you…
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Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl: Okay. Guy:…
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Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last time you weighed yourself? Roger: Oh, oh,…
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Popular Mines quotes from across the collection:
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When you live in an alcoholic family or an abusive family, you tiptoe, you don't want to step on any mines.
— Glenn Beck
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My parents are the last of the middle class. My father worked for the government designing sea mines. My mother was a…
— Lewis Black
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Why use up the forests which were centuries in the making and the mines which required ages to lay down, if we…
— Henry Ford
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Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
— Saddam Hussein
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The goalie is like the guy on the minefield. He discovers the mines and destroys them. If you make a mistake, somebody…
— Unknown Author
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One's own self is well hidden from one's own self; of all mines of treasure, one's own is the last to be…
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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Nothing is more memorable than a smell. One scent can be unexpected, momentary and fleeting, yet conjure up a childhood summer beside…
— Diane Ackerman
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If I define my neighbor as the one I must go out to look for, on the highways and byways, in the…
— Gustavo Gutiérrez
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Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself…
— John Fugelsang
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I asked a Burmese why women, after centuries of following their men, now walk ahead. He said there were many unexploded land…
— Robert Muller
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UNICEF is doing amazing things here. They're helping these groups of kids to be mine aware, and using drama and workshops to…
— Ewan McGregor
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Land mines, torture equipment, cluster bombs, chemical weapons are weapons designed to inflict pain and death on human beings. Most victims are…
— Jose Ramos-Horta
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