Milk Quotes

683 Milk quotes by 555 unique authors

Animal rights group PETA is urging Ben and Jerry's to replace the milk they use in their ice cream with human breast milk. After which,… — Seth Meyers
You know, I tried to get on Dancing with the Stars, and they wouldn't take me. True story! I shot the first season of The… — Jenna Fischer
That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow... — Hussein Nishah
When I was a boy, Mom would send me down to the corner store with $1 and I would get 5 bags of potatoes, 2… — Thegr81
I dnt cry for milk which has poured, feel free to quit. — Unknown Author
I like chocolate milk — Cheese
A drop of lemon juice spoil gallons of milk, similarly a drop of ego can destroy the beauty of virtues. so leave EGO, love people,… — Sushan Sharma
I milk this shit like cattle, that's my word like Scrabble. — Lil Wayne
Todays Corporate Statement Performance: You are good untill you produce/generate enough (cows are good as long as it gives milk). — Sanji-Paul Arvind
Cat city meow,cat cat city meow,mil mil milk that came from a country cow — Wes Campton
We have to wake up everyday stronger than yesterday, face our fears and wipe our tears and go out and get our shit done !… — Glen Rambharack
Don't drink milk on your way to school they will punish you the hard way trust me — Julia Nkandi
Life can never be like a box of chocolates, cause u only have 2 choices, milk and dark chocolate, in life God gives us more… — Glen Rambharack
When cows laugh does milk come out of their nose? — DaniAlla And Her BFF!
If we put pictures of lost kids on beer cans instead of milk cartons, wed find them in about 15 minutes. — Ritu Ghatourey
A King placed a huge barrel at the entrance of his palace and asked all his courtiers to pour a cup of milk in it… — T Joseph Benziger
My parents allowed me to fall backwards so that I could learn how to sit. They allowed me to toddle so that I could walk.… — Ash Sweeney
Ho! Everyone who thirsts, Come to the waters; And you who have no money, Come, buy and eat. Yes, come, buy wine and milk Without… — GODDEY WILSON
Talk stupid and I will put you on a milk carton. — Khalifa Firas
I orded a froffy coffee and this HAPPENED!!! — VIVAN
Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall .... And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch .... It'll move on… — Nikhil Saluja
COMMUNISM : You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk. — Nikhil Saluja
FASCISM You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk. — Nikhil Saluja
BUREAUCRACY You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down… — Nikhil Saluja
CORPORATE You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the milk of four cows, then act surprised when it drops dead. — Nikhil Saluja

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