Milk Quotes

683 Milk quotes by 555 unique authors

I go now before the milk of Human kindness goes sour for me. — Unknown Author
My name is Harvey Milk and I'm here to recruit you. — Harvey Milk
I met the guys through a friend of a friend, and their former drummer had quit. I wasn't too familiar with the Chili Peppers before… — Chad Smith
People like a woman who drinks her scotch straight. People like a woman who serves milk and cookies. But they don't like a woman who… — Unknown Author
Girls on my dick cuz I look like a baby goon, milk on my nuts cuz the girls look hungry, Young BasedGod got girls in… — Lil B
Hoes on my dick cuz I look like rice milk, girls suck my nuts cuz I look like the goon pope, thugged out bitch and… — Lil B
Fucked the bitch in her ass and the pussy squirted milk. — Lil B
He's braggin about his new Jordan's The baby just ran out of milk He's buyin gold every two weeks The baby just ran out of… — Tupac Shakur
In fifth grade I started out writing simple raps and bringing them to school and everyone thought they were hot. I used to spit in… — Chris Webby
Get nasty girl get nasty and shake it like chocolate milk. — Brokencyde
I learned alot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you gotta beat the man. I learned the grass is not… — Kenny Powers
If you drink milk on a hot day you die! -Carlos — Big Time Rush
I'll be damned if I'm cutting out coupons for some milk eggs and cheerios. Have me struggling just to buy pampers 'cause you spend it… — Unknown Author
In a land of milk and honey, you must put them on the table. — Steely Dan
Hey, look at all this milk. You want some of this milk? — Billy Madison
They don't gots to know about it. It could be our milk. — Billy Madison
That wasn't very nice. How about you sideburns? You want some of this milk? — Billy Madison
If you could just milk it for everything I've said what I'd said and you know what I mean but I still can't focus on… — Modest Mouse
You think you've figured out everything, I think I know my geography pretty damn well. You say what you need so you'll get more. If… — Modest Mouse
It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice. -Ron Burgundy — Anchorman
Your devotion is nothing more than cowardice. You would not be here if you had anywhere else to go. How am I to survive without… — Lord Voldemort
Ah, the water's as sterile as my milk-man trusting father. -Professor — Futurama
Nigga, I'm Santa Claus; where the FUCK the milk and cookies? — Santa Claus
If women weren't meant to be in the kitchen why do women have milk and eggs inside of them? — Chris DeSoto
What kinda bees make milk?.. Boo-bees! — Jenna Marbles

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