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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Less feelings means less goodbyes.
— Drake
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Improved productivity means less human sweat, not more.
— Henry Ford
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It is always easier to take the words of a Jesus, a Gandhi, a Marx, or a Confucius as constituting Holy Writ.…
— William Coperthwaite
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Additionally, this tax forces family businesses to invest in Uncle Sam rather than the economy. When families are forced to repurchase businesses…
— Todd Tiahrt
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Modern air travel means less time spent in transit. That time is now spent in transit lounges.
— P.J. O'Rourke
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Playing a plainer role means everything is dependent on the credentials of the actor, not the fact that they are as pretty…
— Laura Carmichael
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If you're looking for work and have a choice of a job, choose a job that allows the opportunity for some creativity,…
— Dalai Lama
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The more we take the less we become, the fortune of one man means less for some.
— Sarah McLachlan
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In the South you are ashamed of being a virgin. Boys. Men. They lie about it. Because it means less to women,…
— William Faulkner
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More grass means less forest; more forest less grass. But either-or is a construction more deeply woven into our culture than into…
— Michael Pollan
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You never know when you might come home and find Mam sitting by the fire chatting with a woman and a child,…
— Frank McCourt
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Rafe asks him, could the king's freedom be obtained, sir, with more economy of means? Less bloodshed? Look, he says: once you…
— Hilary Mantel
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