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Mean Quotes by Christopher Moore
- He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.
- Advice, then, young yeoman: When referring to the king's middle daughter, state that she is fair, speculate that she is pious, but unless you'd like…
- Do we still have to floss?" Tommy asked. "I mean, what's the point of being immortal if we have to floss?
- Just because he was pretty didn't mean he couldn't be improved by a smack upside the head with a piece of earnest hickory
- Enchantment and seduction were fine means of persuasion, but when time is short, an awkward but quick concussion could better serve a girl's purpose.
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