Math Quotes

992 quotes by 700 authors

1+1=2 easy 1+2=3 this is where math = a bad relationships — Kevin McCarty
Peace teaches us caring and kindness School teaches us math and science Work teaches us considering goals and common sense Life teaches us to live… — Ash Sweeney
I never pay attention in math, but if I did, I still could not calculate how much I love you I pay much attention in… — DJ Brown
Math may not be able to Add Love or Minus Hate But at least it can gives a great hope that Every Problem has a… — Ritu Ghatourey
Math jokes arent funny, nothing about math is funny, math is a sin(e). — Ramandeep Singh
Today ,two guys in my math class saw my scars. My sleeve rolled up when I took the book. I think they were talking about… — Shmoopy
Math questions are so stupid! Theyre like If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have? Oh… — Scott
If math was easy . It'd be you . — Hot Topic Button (;
By the way, fuck your math. You ain't gotta count it my nigga I can add. 1 million, 2 million, 3 million, 20 million. Oh,… — Jay-Z
Do the math; count your blessings — Mrthrill
Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you — Unknown Author
Why do we need school? Music: we have youtube for that Sport: theres a wii Spanish: theres dora English: everythings shortened anyway (LOL, BRB, IDK)… — Emily Thomas-webb

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