Math Quotes

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School is pointless. English: We speak it. History: Theyre dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora. — Bubbly
-Hey Mrs Morgan -WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME AT 2 IN THE MORNING? you can only text me for Math homework! -Oh sorry... are you… — Sheryne Brooks
If a person in YOUR life has more problems than a math book, more drama than a screenplay, and more game plays than a football… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler
I'm like 25% funny and 85% bad at math. — Patrick Aidan
OK think of a number. Add 12 to the number. Subtract 2. Divide that number by 5. Add 20. Did you get 12? Neither did… — Paige Carter
That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn't even one of the choices. — Ritu Ghatourey
When two people are meant for each other, no time is too long, no distance is too far, no one can ever tear them apart.… — Greg Mcglory
Dear Math, I liked you, until you hooked up with the alphabet. Sincerely, you're such a whore. — Ritu Ghatourey
My dream is to model for math textbooks — Ramandeep Singh
Math is dumb. only pirates need to find x. — Ritu Ghatourey
*During math test* My answer: 28. Answer choices: 17, 19, 26, 45. Me: well 26 is closer to 28, so that must be the answer. — Mackenzie
My math teacher accused me of cheating, I cant help that my english teacher is hotter. — Azgraybebly Joslan
No matter how much people tell me I need him out of my life because itll make me happier is the moment I sit down… — Theresa Rivera
Math is easier than peace. — Logan Fitzgerald
How to do MATH Step 1. Write down the problem Step 2. Cry — Ritu Ghatourey
If you are interested in math apps (game) then try it . Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=air.com.classteacher.main — Classteacher
Math: Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi — Nikhil Saluja
Math: 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year — Nikhil Saluja
Heyy Johanna well where do I start with you ill start with how amazing you are from the day I started paccas I knew you… — Talyiah
A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption. — Nikhil Saluja

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