Math Quotes

992 quotes by 700 authors

Sex is like math You subtract the clothes Add the bed Divide the legs And Pray to god You dont multiply — Unkown
~Dear math, I liked you alot better before you and the alphabet started hooking up Sincerely Student~ — Im Nothing
I really stupid Math. Because I gave more change when I gave my love to you. I was given much and now I am now… — Innah Delos Angeles
Only you can add love, subtract hate, divide sadness and multiply happiness. Only you can do that type of math. — Maria
Dear Math, grow up and Solve your own Problem! — Bryandavz
First of all, I must explain that my hypotheses on homosexuality is quite simple if we do the math; many mammals, including us, have practiced… — Johnny Luckett
An important aspect of being a scientist isn't just knowing the math, but also knowing of imagination. — George Zafiris
Music teaches the Soul understanding of harmony. Math describes that harmony with equations, rates and rhythms. Given to that, aren't we all should know of… — George Zafiris
If you can explain something with words then you don't know it well. — George Zafiris
Whats Love? In Math: A Problem. In History: A War In Chemistry: A Reaction. In Art: A Heart. In Me: You Love You Sweetie — ZhatsPrincess
I may not be good at math or science or any subject, but the dancefloor is where I get to be a genius. — Bella Thorne
Dear Math, I liked you so much more before you and the alphabet started hooking up. Sincerely, everyone. — Khat Leen
I just learned this sub-teaching. . . Teacher (math problem): If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took… — Rick Sutter
Relationships were meant only for two people; unfortunately for some of us, math is not our favorite subject. — London Mond
Love you grandma I know I shouldve moved on, I know its over. But in my head and my heart, I feel like this was… — Michael Charles McManigal
I fucking just hate math already — Mercedes
I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it. — Rick Sutter
Fuck off math — Mercedes
Most girls on facebook have more problems than a math book. — Green Monk
Only in a math problem can a person buy 60 cantaloupes and not be questioned. — Peanuts

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