Math Quotes

992 quotes by 700 authors

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there. — Melchor Lim
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. ..:D — Melchor Lim
In Math class we learned more about algebra today, such as X+10=Y should I care? @_@ — Melchor Lim
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. By-rN — Rahul
My husband is like Math, can't be contradicted. By-rN — Rahul
To the guy who created imaginary numbers in Math: I hate you. — Superman
Hey Mom! I have good news! You got a 100% on your math test?! I said I have good news, not a miracle. — Maria Micah Rosales
Make you life a math,,add the joys,,the sorrows diminish,,multiply love and add it to me — Danieltembo
Life is a math equation,in order to gain the most,you have to know how to convert the negatives into positives. — Unknown Author
2/4I've changed a lot, I'm scared all my friends secretly hate me, I blush like CRAZY, I'm scared of growing up, I would fall to… — Rachel
I wanna Love you but I hate you it's driving me crazy. This is going to end me. My mind is running even If I… — Simpleman
I hate math! — Kaitlyn
If you value your life listen to what I gotta say about me so you watch yourself I'm that friendly easy side man whom you… — MrCountry
Your attitude towards math problem can tell the solution before you begin — Isaac Hlungwana
I've learned in Congress it's not necessarily Republicans and Democrats, conservatives and liberals. It's those that do math and those that don't. — Rep David Schweikert
It going be strange when 2020 hits for age math I did 70 = 30 + whatever.. and 80 = 20 + whatever.. 90 =… — Michael Country
Mathematics may not teach us how to add love or how to minus hate. But it gives us every reason to hope that every problem… — AaRon CcHan
Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. — Babloo
Every time I see a math word problem it looks like this: If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples. How many… — Babloo
What is love, In math it's a math problem, In history it's a battle, In science it's a reaction... But in my heart it's you. — Unknown Author

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