Math Quotes

992 quotes by 700 authors

At school in math class...so bored but in me glasses!!! — Nikki
And they're also very good at math, these super boogers, and so they teach Billy the ways of mathematics. — William Joyce
The first book I ever wrote was in fourth grade and it was called 'Billy's Booger.' It was an autobiographical piece about a kid who… — William Joyce
American high school students trail teenagers from 14 European and Asian countries in reading, math and science. We're even trailing France. — Suzanne Fields
Look, I'm 40, I'm single, and I work in musical theater - you do the math! — Nathan Lane
A gun is not a math problem, I won't even think, Just leave ya dead like the mink under my sink. — Lil Wayne
I Embark On Life, My Path Is All Math I Understand The Codes These Hackers Can't Crack I Understand That Folks Expect Ne To Fold… — Rick Ross
When I stick this army guy with the sharp bayonette up my nose, it tickles my brain. Hah hah hah...ow. Oh, now I dont know… — Family Guy
I got money, money my problem (Le'Goo). Love doin' math so it's money I'm solvin'. — Jae Millz
Haters got PhD's, y'all just some major haters and some math minors. — Cyhi Da Prynce
This is how a group can sell 10 million records and be broke, and everybody get ready to do your math. There are 100 points… — Lisa Left Eye
Jesus was a pothead Long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter. Do the math, it all adds up. Living with 12 guys with no visible means of… — Ralphie May
If you keep this up there's bound to be a mess. 'Cause I ain't really like the rest. Put to the test I could surely… — Cassie
Another Keisha, nice to meet ya, get the math I'm gone what am I s'posed to do when the club lights come on? — Dirty Money
Why do we need school??? Music- We have YouTube for that! Spanish- We can all just watch Dora. English- Everything is shortened anyways. (brb, idk,… — Myien House
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes. — Mickey Mouse
The greatest unsolved theorem in mathematics is why some people are better at it than others. — Adrian Mathesis
Karma must be good at math she always seems to make things equal. — MrInfromation
She's a dancer, walkie-talkie Ace for back up like fag I got class and can't take this bitch to math, what? — Earl Sweatshirt
That time when you freaked out because your name was in a math problem. — Myself

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