Married Quotes

2620 Married quotes by 1836 unique authors

The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all —… — Charles Farrar Browne
Being married gives one one's position like nothing else can. — Queen Victoria
On the most elementary level, you do not have to go to church to be a Christian. You do not have to go home to… — R. Kent Hughes
Get married before the sex gets boring or you'll never get married. — Chuck Palahniuk
The happiness of married life depends upon making small sacrifices with readiness and cheerfulness. — John Selden
When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much. — Unknown Author
If you're a man in your twenties or thirties, and you have yet to make your fortune, I would urge you not to get married. — Gene Simmons
Here's Williams' roadmap out of poverty: Complete high school; get a job, any kind of a job; get married before having children; and be a… — Walter E. Williams
I don't remember a drama on TV that had shown a couple could be married but still love each other very much, spend every day… — Aaron Spelling
It took me six months to redeem myself at least to have another chance to at least have her get to know me and let… — Drew Brees
I had achieved the most important things in my life when I married Joan and had the sons. Given the choice between Joan and the… — Robert B. Parker
I think women still want to be married. But I don't think they'll do anything to get married anymore — Cynthia Nixon
Anybody who's been married to a man for forty odd years knows he's all talk. — Michael Parkinson
Gertrude Stein really thought of Hemingway as frail. He almost married Stein. — Leslie Fiedler
Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies. — Nigella Lawson
Money isnt everything. Do you get married because of money? Do you have kids because of money? — Walter Payton
If one is going to change the definition of marriage to be, quote, 'same sex,' then there is absolutely no valid argument constitutionally or rhetorically… — Gary Bauer
I had, of course, no model for that sort of woman being married, but I can make that up as I go along. — Elizabeth Moon
The wedding is the chief ceremony of the middle-class mythology, and it functions as the official entrée of the spouses to their middle-class status. This… — Germaine Greer
No couples in Virginia can adopt other than a married couple - that’s the right policy. — Tim Kaine
I look forward to exercising my American civil liberties and getting fully, completely and legally married this year to my true love of over three… — Melissa Etheridge
Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present. It was her birthday and would I have got married during… — Bill Shankly
Though I hope to have a few more seasons still in senior football, I am studying to be a physiotherapist and masseur when my playing… — Bob Paisley
I don't need to be married, but I feel married. — Jon Hamm
I am clearly vulnerable on the question of socializing under circumstances not appropriate for a married man. — Chuck Robb

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