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Married Quotes by Al Goldstein
- Married life is an existence with bars around it.
- Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
- If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive…
More Married Quotes
- Next to being married, a girl likes to be crossed in love a little now and then. — Jane Austen
- I would hate now to be married. It does occur to me on occasion that, if I fall and hit my head,… — Lauren Bacall
- I am proud of my husband, Marcus, the love of my life, and his Swiss heritage. Even though I have been a… — Michele Bachmann
- I don't need to be married to Georgia O'Keeffe or Lillian Hellman, but I like being with a woman I can look… — Alec Baldwin
- I like getting married, but I don't like being married. — Don Adams
- A girl's got to be fun. It's the one bit of advice I always give to friends of mine who are thinking… — Eric Bana
- I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we… — Don Adams
- I like my players to be married and in debt. That's the way you motivate them. — Ernie Banks
- I'm never going to get married again. Three strikes, you're out. I think if I would try to get married again in… — Roseanne Barr
- I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him. A man who likes flea… — Lynda Barry
- People of art should never get married and have children, because it's a selfish experience. — Mikhail Baryshnikov
- No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years. — Shirley Bassey