Al Goldstein Quotes

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• Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same goal
• The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.
• To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be or not to be which deals with…
• A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to fame thought their parents, relatives and contacts.
• Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can be salvaged.
• Since fame is an illusion and death is in our future all we have is the next moment before we are swallowed into oblivion.
• I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.
• In reality there is no cause or effect, there is only the indifference of the universe.
• Married life is an existence with bars around it.
• I am not a prisoner of my sexuality like men younger than myself although I write about being a prisoner.
• The mass market eventually assimilates that which is innovative or revolutionary.
• There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be…
• Our stock in trade is raw, flailing sex.
• Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic.
• I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited. To me it is more…
• The true success is the person who invented himself.
• So, if anatomy is destiny then testosterone is doom.
• When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam…
• Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
• I refuse to be silenced.

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