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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Don't take anything personally. Even when a situation seems so personal, even if others insult you directly, it has nothing to do…
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Our dependency makes slaves out of us, especially if this dependency is a dependency of our self-esteem. If you need encouragement, praise,…
— Frederick Salomon Perls
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We all understand that America feels so angry, they want to get somebody, but you can't just have lots of planes and…
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Make everybody fall out of the plane first, and then explain who they were and why they were in the plane to…
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As long as you do the best work that you can and not make it bland... because you're going down a lane…
— Gerard Butler
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You know, I think I'm a stronger person for realizing that you can't make everybody love you.
— Clay Aiken
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I don't think intimidated is the word. I definitely get excited by it. I don't want to let anybody down. I've always…
— Nicki Minaj
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What I do when speaking in public is trying to do it as best as possible and trying to make everybody comfortable…
— Andres Iniesta
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Unfortunately, to succeed in business, organizations need to make difficult choices all the time-what to do and, more important, what not to…
— Constantinos C. Markides
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Credit expansion is the governments' foremost tool in their struggle against the market economy. In their hands it is the magic wand…
— Ludwig von Mises
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You can not make everybody happy..
— Bill Cosby
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I want to make hand-held music, undiminished by the need to make everybody in the world listen at once. The goal is…
— Dave Sitek
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