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- Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and…
- With Epcot Center, the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse…
- It's better to make fun of yourself because you've always got someone around to make fun of, and they can't sue you.
- Now majority rule is a precious, sacred thing worth dying for. But like other precious, sacred things .... it's not only worth dying for; it…
- God has no role to play in politics except to make sure politicians go where they belong. To hell.
- I'm a registered Republican and consider socialism a violation of the American principle that you shouldn't stick your nose in other people's business except to…
- The interesting thing about staring down a gun barrel is how small the hole is where the bullet comes out, yet what a big difference…
- In comparative terms, there's no poverty in America by a long shot. Heritage Foundation political scientist Robert Rector has worked up figures showing that when…
- When government does, occasionally, work, it works in an elitist fashion. That is, government is most easily manipulated by people who have money and power…
- Money is preferable to politics. It is the difference between being free to be anybody you want and to vote for anybody you want. And…
- I write because I like to make things and the only things I am good at making things with are words,
- In Western Australia they don't even know how to make that vital piece of sailboating equipment, the gin and tonic.
- Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.
- Any random group of thirty Vietnamese women will contain a dozen who make Julia Roberts look like Lyle Lovett.
- I can think of a number of areas in New York where three acres of nuclear waste would make the neighborhood safer to walk around…
- The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the…
- If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words,…
- Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
- Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him…
- The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
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