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Make Quotes by Darynda Jones
- Oh, I forgot to tell you," Cookie said. "Amber wants your dad to get a teriyaki machine so she can sing for all the lonely…
- Can I jump in your body and make out with my wife through you?†I fought a grin. “It doesn’t really work that way.†“Then…
- You introduced me to Danger and Will Robinson, but you neglected to acquaint me with the other two.†“Fine,But you can’t make fun of their…
- You either fainted or you wanted a much closer look at the cracks in the tile. Either way, you hit hard." "Seriously?" He nodded. "Maybe…
- Who knew Demon Child would have such a normal name? I expected something exotic like Serena or Destiny or the Evil One That Comes in…
- I sat with my two best friends, knowing beyond a shadow of a doubt that only two of us would make it out of there…
- I may as well cut my losses and make a hasty exit while I still had enough self-esteem to walk upright. Crawling was so demoralizing
- I can hear other things, too. Before you came around, I had no idea a man could make a girl scream like that. Reyes seems…
- We stood there, the three of us, our jaws firmly planted on the floor. Aunt Lil recovered first. She nudged me with her elbow and…
- If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact.
- There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated. Charley
- We could make this work, you know." "I will knee you in the groin." "I could give you a night you will never forget." "Because…
- What's your specialty? Oh, you know. Madness. Mayhem. Debauchery. And even with all that going for me, I can still make a mean mojito.
- I climbed into Misery and called Uncle Bob. “We hooking up?†“Why does everything out of your mouth make me sound incestuous?†“Um, I wasn’t…
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