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Love Quotes by Daniel Handler
- Unless you have been very, very lucky, you have undoubtedly experienced events in your life that have made you cry. So unless you have been…
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- I’m happier than a pig eating bacon!
- One of the remarkable things about love is that, despite very irritating people writing poems and songs about how pleasant it is, it really is…
- It is often difficult to admit that someone you love is not perfect, or to consider aspects of a person that are less than admirable.
- Death is something you cannot escape, such as death, or a cheesecake that has curdled, both of which always turn up sooner later.
- The thing you hope will never happen to you might just happen to someone else instead, who has been spending their life dreading the thing…
- Waiting is one of life’s hardships.
- Wherever there’s a conductor, you’re sure to find a dead composer!
- The movie was kickass, which was appropriate, because tonight it was called Kickass: The Movie.
- Sometimes words are not enough.
- It is not the diamonds or the birds, the people or the potatoes; it is not any of the nouns. The miracle is the adverbs,…
- Love is candy from a stranger, but it's candy you've had before and it probably won't kill you.
- Once more, this is love: it rings and you open up unless it looks like an ax murderer.
- This is love if it's not with you, a terrible fiery something that makes people look away, and it feels like a punch in the…
- We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love.
- I want to love you and take you pretty places. Yes, I have things wrong, but also I can walk through walls if you'll let…
- We need things, and the opposite of them, and we are so rarely completely comfortable.
- Tell me what it is, or prepare to eat harpoon.
- Life never end when you are in it.
More Love Quotes
- Poets are the only people to whom love is not only a crucial, but an indispensable experience, which entitles them to mistake… — Hannah Arendt
- These are the fifties, you know. The disgusting, posturing fifties. — Hannah Arendt
- I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore… — Pietro Aretino
- Let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius. — Pietro Aretino
- I want to do what I want when I want to do it not be dictated to by audiences. — Dario Argento
- I went through a phase where I thought nostalgia was a bad thing. — Dario Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento
- When I was a teenager, I read a lot of Poe. — Dario Argento