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You should never protest outside a rich guy's home during the day because he's not there. He's at work grinding the faces…
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For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful - the politicians,…
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I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I…
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Fat is where comedy is stored,
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I think that clearly it has an influence, to be coming of age during the punk rock era, to come from a…
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My mother was tickled and I think kind of proud when my father got hit on my an attractive middle-aged Asian lady…
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Twas the night before Thanksgiving.
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They were singing, Gillette, the best a man can get, with a lot of guys hugging their fathers and sailing and riding…
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These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room…
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The Universe is very, very big.
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You know, your whole life you're concerned about money for this and that. And then you don't have to worry about it,…
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A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do…
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The 3-point shot has created a situation in the game akin to 'Lotto' fever.
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You know, the music business is like the Lotto. Just put your numbers down and sometimes they hit, and sometimes they don't.…
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The working class of England take their deracination completely for granted. Disenchantment is the happy code that informs every byway of the…
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The truth is, you win the Lotto. That's really how you have to approach it. You're a lottery winner when you get…
— Craig Ferguson
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I think most people think that a spiritual path or growing spiritually means that all of a sudden you'll be able to…
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Every time you see me I look like I hit the lotto twice.
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I feel like I won the Lotto, as far as that show's concerned.
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I've done made more millionaires than the lotto did.
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