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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
— Fred Allen
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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I love long walks on the beach, big dicks and fried chicken.
— Jujubee
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I'm a Cancer; I'm music passionate. I like long walks on the beach.
— Will Ferrell
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I was glad of it: I never liked long walks, especially on chilly afternoons: dreadful to me was the coming home in…
— Charlotte Bronte
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I dislike organized games, swimming pools, fashionable resorts, night clubs, music in restaurants, and political manifestoes; I enjoy driving from coast to…
— James Hilton
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I like to eat good food. I cook and collect wine. I like going for long walks when I can.
— Eric Allman
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Regard yourself as a small corporation of one. Take yourself off on team-building exercises (long walks). Hold a Christmas party every year…
— Will Self
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Every Harry Potter film features Lord Voldemort, who stereotypes evil. And movies that discriminate against evil have no place on campus, because…
— Jedediah Bila
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Take long walks in stormy weather or through deep snows in the fields and woods, if you would keep your spirits up.…
— Henry David Thoreau
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If you lose touch with nature you lose touch with humanity. If there's no relationship with nature then you become a killer;…
— Jiddu Krishnamurti
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To get the best out of life here ...Good grief. There's plenty of it about, so indulge. Give yourself some thing to…
— Philip Pullman
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