Lol Quotes

884 Lol quotes by 373 unique authors

S.W.A.G. = Socially Weird And Gay. lol jk — Unknown Author
Just like cinderella, a dream is a wish your heart makes but my dream is a wish I made on my daily planner..LOL! — Tyler
They are three sides to any agument: Your side My side and the right side — Christian Franco
I wonder if the clothes in china say made just around the corner — Christian Franco
I wonder what the job titles are at Trojan Condoms? Gap Analyst? Lubrication Assistant? Package Consultant? Lol any ideas? — Brian Zilinek
Roses are red Yoda is green My lightsaber need two hands If you know what I mean lol — Unknown Author
I always thought an Oxymoron was an idiot addicted to synthetic heroin until I Googled it...lol — Brian Zilinek
Lol A REAL Girlfriend Wouldnt Get Annoyed When Her BF Is Playing Call Of Duty. . . . . .She Would Be Right There Screaming… — Jason Santana
Little girl asks her grandma: Grandma, can you show me a magic trick? Grandma answers: I can't dear, but I'm sure your grandpa knows one.… — Sharlene05
Go Compare! Go Compare! Give me a bat to hit the twat at Go Compaaaaaaare! — Unknown Author
My eyes tell story that my mouth cannot say, the things I went through with you made my heart harder everyday, that was then this… — Unknown Author
There's a time when I like embarrassing people but when some one embarrasses me I just laugh but this time is different it just made… — Shar-rae
Lol. I'm deaf and only 21 years old. I could see, feel, taste, and smell.. But I just can't hear. — Uniique Styles Randxom
Live like Spongebob, Laugh out loud all day for no reason and annoy all the mean people with your happiness! — Spongebob
Ur the reason I wake up in the mornings......... HA HA LOL! NAH I have to go to school — 13 Yearold
I was at the Truck stop and this trucker started to Bitch at me about how I was parked. I asked him if he's a… — Unknown Author
When I was little I used to think that the moon followed my car. LOL. Waaaaakakaka. =P — PrinceAzheef
I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near in your heart — Unknown Author
It's amazing how the same people that say I'm a great guy, amazing father, successful, having a lot going for myself, handsome, and wish I'd… — Adar Burks
Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me? Douche: Yeah, it… — Ella Rojas
2 things scar me the 1 is getting hurt but thats not nearly as scary as the 2 which is losing :( :( :( — Komal
Some people need to realize that the relationship status tab on Facebook is in no way similar to a light switch...LOL — Adar Burks
Girls are like abstract painting even though you can't understand them , they are still beautiful :P — Me Me Me
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after — Me Me Me
300 likes 200 comments, what's missing? Her clothes lol — Armin Ferizovic

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