Lol Quotes

884 Lol quotes by 373 unique authors

Mom: I have stress. Daughter: Why? wait, let me guess. because, of me? Mom: LOL yes. — Arin Courtney Rood
Dear California Weather, Why are u pmsing on us today? We Californians dont like to be burnt to death.... or to be tanned any darker.… — Janelle J
Not going to change to plz anyone. I am me! Don't like what you see? Delete is here for a reason. Go for it! I… — Miranda H
That moment when you've actually sleep and you thought u did not.lol — Alcen
Girl: Take the condom off ! Boy: Why? Girl: YOLO. Boy: Okay, but if you get pregnant, YOYO. Girl: What's that ? Boy: YOU ON… — Giftthabest
EVER HAD A EX-BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND THAT HATE ON U LOL...DNT FEEL OFFENDED CUS THATS THEIR JOB...SN::YOU HAV FINISH YOUR VOLUNTEER HOURS YOU MAY MOVE… — RENNEEC
Baby I wake up every mornin for you and I want you to feel special... Nigga I'm just kidding, I got school to go to… — J-Young
If somebody tells you that you smell, the best answer is: No its not me, your mouth is too close to your nose lol — J-Young
Malcolm In The Middle... sounds like a sex position — Sparki Dee
It might be possible that Im too fresh tonightso Im gonna run outside and get a little dirty, lol! — Pauly D
Yes I'm obsessed with emoji icons lol. — Chanel Dudley
My dads new nick name is Papa-razzi cuz he won't stop taking pics of me lol. — Chanel Dudley
Every time I go to ask my dad for money I remember I'm half Jewish lol. — Chanel Dudley
Some guy just asked me if my dog was a pomegranate. I said 'Umm no that would be a fruit.' Lol. — Chanel Dudley
I just realized Snuggies are basically American versions of Ponchos. The guy who invented the poncho needs to sue the snuggie inventor LOL. — Chanel Dudley
I'm getting really into the pageant life! I think I might run for Miss America lol. — Chanel Dudley
It's not stalking if its on twitter. The proper term is following or as I like to say 'lurking' lol. — Chanel Dudley
I don't smoke. I don't do drugs. I'm a virgin. I go to school. And my mother is not yet satisfied.lol — Christian Heggs:)
I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide. lol. — MoCHY
The awkward momment when you tell a joke and no one laughs lol — MoCHY
Over the weekend Saturday Night Live did another skit making fun of me and they spoke about Unbreakable!!!! Even though the girl who played me… — Khloe Kardashian
STAR BRIGHT STAR LIGHT THE FIRST STAR I SEE TONIGHT I WISH I MAY I WISH I MIGHT STAY OFF OF FACEBOOK ALL NIGHT LOL… — Malinda
A girl should look more into a guy's morals and values beside just thinking if he's hott then he has to be a good man...lol… — Justin Bates
I love watching The Chew but all it makes me want to do is cook and eat, cook and eat, and so on...lol. — Lindsay Lohan
I got a lot of white people following me Lol swag I love yall too. — Soulja Boy

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