Lemons Quotes

204 quotes by 176 authors

Faced with the almost inescapable conclusion that it had been selling lemons, Nike shifted into make-lemonade mode. Jeff Pisciotta became head of a top-secret and… — Christopher McDougall
If you have a lemon; make lemonade. — Howard Gossage
If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone — John Rzeznik
I think that two wrongs don't make a right. And I have been in the situation of counseling young girls, not 13 but 15, who… — Sharron Angle
When life gives you lemons, throw them at the zombies. — Bruce Campbell
It is probable that the lemon is the most valuable of all fruit for preserving health. — Maud Grieve
Yellow is a very favorable vibration for mental or intellectual activity, as it promotes a clear state of mind. Yellow heightens your awareness and alleviates… — Tae Yun Kim
A red apple isn't red, nor the lemon yellow. The sky is seldom blue, only when it isn't. — Keith Crown
Aspirin is so good for roses, brandy for sweet peas, and a squeeze of lemon-juice for the fleshy flowers, like begonias. — Gerald Durrell
My juicer is not meant to squeeze lemons; it is meant to start conversations — Philippe Starck
For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: Why not add a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness. — Jack Handey
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill somone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)? — Jack Handey
I want everybody to go jump in the ocean to see for themselves how beautiful it is, how important it is to get acquainted with… — Sylvia Earle
Workers are like lemons: When the rich have sucked out all the juice, they throw them in the garbage. — Ricardo Flores Magon
Remember this, for it is as true as true gets: Your body is not a lemon. You are not a machine. The Creator is not… — Ina May Gaskin
Summer for prose and lemons, for nakedness and languor, — Derek Walcott
Diet Coke with lemon - didn't that used to be called Pledge? — Jay Leno
My father...made us shop at Goodwill. I found things to wear and got Best Dressed (in the yearbook) two years in a row. I had… — Nick Cannon
I have scars on my hands from touching certain people...Certain heads, certain colours and textures of human hair leave permanent marks on me. Other things,… — J D Salinger
When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will — Anna Lee

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