Lemons Quotes

204 quotes by 163 authors

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole.… — Greg Behrendt
What kind of tea do you want?" "ThereÂ´s more than one kind of tea?...What do you have?" "LetÂ´s see... Blueberry, Raspberry, Ginseng, Sleepytime, Green Tea,… — Bryan Lee O'Malley
Then she did something that really surprised me. She blinked back tears and put out her arms. I stepped forward and hugged her. Butterflies started… — Rick Riordan
and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. — Douglas Adams
War and tooth enameled salted lemon childhoods All colors run, none of us solid Don't look for shadow behind me I carry it within I… — Suheir Hammad
Not crazy in a 'let's paint the kitchen bright red!' sort of way. But crazy in a 'gas oven, toothpaste sandwich, I am God' sort… — Augusten Burroughs
When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges. — Ellen DeGeneres
Tyrion Lannister could not have been more astonished if Aegon the Conqueror himself had burst into the room, riding on a dragon and juggling lemon… — George R. R. Martin
If You Have A Lemon, Make A Lemonade That is what a great educator does. But the fool does the exact opposite. If he finds… — Dale Carnegie
A lie, as you probably know, has a taste all its own. Blocky and bitter and never quite right, like when you pop a piece… — Jodi Picoult
I'm standing here, holding a half a lemon in my hand. I'm speechless, I'm excited . . . I'm a wreck. Caleb wants to be… — Simone Elkeles
when life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver — Reba McEntire
If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt — Darynda Jones
She had known happiness, exquisite happiness, intense happiness, and it silvered the rough waves a little more brightly, as daylight faded, and the blue went… — Virginia Woolf
A lemon drop. They're a kind of Muggle sweet I'm rather fond of. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
She poured out Swann's tea, inquired "Lemon or cream?" and, on his answering "Cream, please," said to him with a laugh: "A cloud!" And as… — Marcel Proust
His thumb went back and forth over the satin, as if he were rubbing her hip as he had when theyâ€™d been together, and he… — J R Ward
Death comes to me again, a girl in a cotton slip, barefoot, giggling. Itâ€™s not so terrible she tells me, not like you think, all… — Dorianne Laux
The fly in her argument is that when she says, 'they' will feel like lemons, we don't know who 'they' are. And 'they' might BE… — Louise Rennison
Sam loved to listen to music and make his own songs, to wear soft velvets, to play in the castle kitchen beside the cooks, drinking… — George R. R. Martin

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