Lemons Quotes

204 quotes by 163 authors

When life throws you lemons, throw back with Durian — Alvin
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade — Babloo
When life hands you lemons squeeze them in someone's eyes then run like hell!! :) — Samira Ferreira
When you get given lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it... — Grace Davies
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. — Camilia
When life gives you lemons, find someone who has vodka and throw a party. — Charith Thilina
Life is what you make it. When life throws you lemons, make Sprite — Akussung Kenneth
When Life gives you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes. — Michael Angelo De Leon
When life gives you lemons be a retard and make apple juice :D — Tyler
I've been thinking... when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons… — Edward Elric
When life throws lemons at you pick them back up, throw them back, and scream I want chocolate ;) — Unkown
I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own! — Bill Watterson
Not that minute maid crap they squeeze these lemons theyselves. — Currensy
What can I say? — Lady Sovereign
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail. -Surfing Instructor — Forgetting Sarah Marshall
When life gives you lemons, paint that shit GOLD — Atmosphere
If life gives you lemons you make lemonade, but what if life gives you lemonade — Unknown Author
When life hands you lemons, screw it, do you honestly know how to make lemonade? — Unknown Author
When life gives you lemons... you draw faces on them and pretend they're the president... you attempt to knock the teeth out of the mouth… — Cellan Slarcas
When life gives me lemons, I am going to squirt them in your eyes. bitch. — Carlos

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