Lemons Quotes

204 quotes by 163 authors

When life throws lemons at you, call some friends grab a bottle of Tequila and take some shots! — Unknown Author
When life gives you lemons ... throw them at your little sister — Im An Ass C:
When life hands you lemons ... throw them at your little sister — Im An Ass C:
When life hands you lemons... Throw them at people. — Unknown Author
When life gives you lemons... You put them in your shirt to make your boobs bigger... LOL :D — Unknown Author
When life hands you lemons,turn them into lemonade — Bo Bennett
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade hehe — Unsure
If life gives you lemons, you know you're getting ripped off. — Unknown Author
Whenlife gives you lemons, just say f*** the lemons and bail. — Crystal
Life gives you lemons, lemonade. Life gives you hoes, you pimpin mane — Shaun Linen
When life gives you lemons, make a lemonade. — Ewshy
If Life hands you lemons, squeeze them in people's eyes! — Unknown Author
When life hands you lemons, you squirt them in the eye, than yell that you wanted limes! — Amanda Day
When life hands you lemons, bust out the Tequila and salt! — Unknown Author
If Life gives you lemons throw it back and ask for cherries. — Michael Naputi
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave people wondering how you did it... — Jade Williams
If life gives you lemons don't make a fucking lemonade take the shitty lemons and throw them at the assole who's making your life hard. — Peta-Gaye Clark
When life gives you lemons, wiffle bat them — Jenny The Jawbreaker
When life throws you lemons throw back grenades!! — Abstracminded
Life doesn't give me lemons anymore. Not after what happened last time. — Psyche_Zeroh

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