Leg Quotes
530 Leg quotes by 438 unique authors
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You'll get some leg tonight for sure, tell us how you do.
— Van Halen
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Two man hitch up on an rub up on. An lay down inna bed. Hug up on another anna feel up leg.
— Buju Banton
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Don't want Jackie. Give dem Paul instead. Dem don't want di sweetness between di leg.
— Buju Banton
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The blood dem head damp, leg cramp. Shot bite like red ant. Gun sparks bright like head lamp.
— Aidonia
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And my down south girl do the stanky leg a nigga at the stove look likr he makin eggs I gotta whole loaf so I…
— Wiz Khalifa
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The part that wasn't a jackpot was his baseball mound of red pubic hair that looked like it had literally been attached with a glue…
— Chelsea Handler
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I lift my leg to urinate on conserative christians, cause I have never seen a dog hold his dick while he's pissing.
— Immortal Technique
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Id like to think that we are still favourites with the second leg to come at home and in front of our fans. This [the…
— Xavi Hernandez
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I have a penis tattooed on my leg, and high five tattooed on my palm. I don't regret them yet, but I'm sure when my…
— Oliver Sykes
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What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to…
— Bart Simpson
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Now there's hoes sellin hoes like right around the toes and the crack heads back at about the lower leg, and the crooked police that's…
— Lupe Fiasco
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Bullet hit my leg so I rolled to the left. Guess where I was at? Damn right, in the closet! Grabbed a pump, now its…
— Unknown Author
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The pain of the leg is a worry to the hand,being that they are connected with one thing.....SKIN
— Unknown Author
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Sir don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
— Judge Judy
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Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the serpent, and the serpent didnt have a leg to stand on.
— Author Unknown
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Third leG, changed Kid, sweet on me, U were my world, the world is yours, rush, sex is on fire, wet dream, cum, cummming, came,…
— Charlie Gonzalez
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Rosie: Alright everyone, break a leg!
— A Bugs Life
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Oh, Ive never had a whole leg to myself before. -Rue
— Hunger Games
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If you break your leg, you wouldn't break the other Just to get even would you? ....Two wrongs doesn't make a right.
— Bobby Rogers
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Yes, I do have a scar on my leg. When I was about 5 my sister and I were playing hide and seek and I…
— Kylie Jenner
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Concerning my physique I have always been naturally lean. However, my workout routine consists of weight training and cardio every day with the exception of…
— The Situation
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Real women get a call before bed, side chicks get a text, hoes get a smoke signal or pigeon sent over with a note on…
— Kiana JWilson
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Before you go figuring out how to fix something, you have to figure out what's broken. A doctor won't even think of setting a broken…
— Drusila T
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I've just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting Mat Hoffman's tribute to Evel Knievel. I had a ball, too, even though I almost…
— Johnny Knoxville
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When I Was In My Bicycle Age, I Cried When I Had No Shoes. Suddenly I Stopped Crying when I Saw A Man Without Leg.…
— Pacifiersucker
Who Wrote These Leg Quotes
438 authors contributed a total of 530 Leg Quotes, led by these top contributors: