Laughing Quotes

4223 Laughing quotes by 2436 unique authors

Life is just a bowl of cherries, don't take it serious, its mysterious. Life is just a bowl of cherries, so live and laugh and… — Bob Fosse
I use various soaps and hand sanitizers in the shower. I shower maybe fifteen times a day, but Thom Yorke is never really clean *laughs*. — Thom Yorke
Sometimes we and the members of Coldplay have an orgy together, (Martin) insists we don't invite any women, but I always invite a few. Usually… — Thom Yorke
Chicken Little change my life when I was younger. I had no idea chickens could talk *laughs*. — Thom Yorke
At the KFC there's, lot of black people there innit *laughs* — Thom Yorke
The band name came about when the original vocalist died when a huge radio fell on his head. He trotted about for a while dancing… — Thom Yorke
Almost every song on OK Computer revolves around how I am afraid computers get up at night and attempt to choke me with their wires.*doesn't… — Thom Yorke
To protest, I stood in the place of a waste receptacle and opened my mouth. That's how I lost my virginity *laughs* — Thom Yorke
Kid A is about an abortion. *laughs* It's about how our music is an abortion — Thom Yorke
The tears of the world are a constant quantity. For each one who begins to weep somewhere else another stops. The same is true of… — Samuel Beckett
I was constantly being dragged out of movies for laughing too loud. — Neil Simon
Laughter keeps you healthy. You can survive by seeing the humor in everything. Thumb your nose at sadness; turn the tables on tragedy. You can’t… — Bel Kaufman
Imagination doesn’t just mean making things up. It means thinking things through, solving them, or hoping to do so, and being just distant enough to… — Diana Wynne Jones
Wisdom is for statues. Humor uncaps our inhibitions, unleashes our energies, seals friendships, patches hurts. Laughing is probably the most alive you can be. — James Wolcott
Of all the preaching in the world, I hate that preaching which tends to make the hearers laugh, or to move their minds with tickling… — Richard Baxter
History laughs at both the victim and the aggressor. — Mahmoud Darwish
No one laughs at God in a hospital, — Regina Spektor
A crust of bread and a corner to sleep in. A minute to smile and an hour to weep in. A pint of joy to… — Paul Laurence Dunbar
Laugh at a bad reputation. Fear a good one that you could not sustain. — Robert Bresson
If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people. — Unknown Author
What makes people laugh? . . . It's a happy marriage between a person who needs to laugh and someone who's got one to give. — Erma Bombeck
I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought… — Unknown Author
I don't like to lose, and that isn't so much because it is just a football game, but because defeat means the failure to reach… — Knute Rockne
It is of immense importance to learn to laugh at ourselves. — Katherine Mansfield
Plus they think the hurricane's going to hit (starts laughing) New Orleans about the time they start. The timing, at least it appears now, that… — Unknown Author

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