Laughing Quotes

4223 Laughing quotes by 2436 unique authors

I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. — Carol Burnett
Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his… — David Niven
I can't stand girls who laugh at everything I say like I'm the funniest guy in the world. I like girls who tell it like… — Jeremy London
Being English, I always laugh at anything to do with the lavatory or bottoms. — Elizabeth Hurley
There's that special magical place that exists when you forget everything else because you are laughing hysterically. It's the only truly safe place and it… — Natasha Lyonne
I'm not a comedian. I'm not a show host. I'm a musician. That's why I've turned down offers to host the Grammy Awards and the… — Michael Jackson
I'm not trying to be philosophical, but I really think it's my job to help children. And I don't care if people laugh. — Michael Jackson
Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere. — Judd Nelson
There was so much to learn and it was all fun. But the best part was getting a laugh from an audience. That was like… — Hal Holbrook
Then with Lucy [Hale], her little thing that I kind of learned from her is her country music because she’s obsessed with country and at… — Shay Mitchell
If you can make me laugh, my heart is yours! I think there's nothing more attractive than someone who doesn't take themselves too seriously. — Shay Mitchell
About the best thing an actor can do when all is said and done is to make people laugh. — Ted Levine
Tabloids can be fun. I see stuff sometimes and have a good laugh. — Adrian Grenier
I understand what my gift is, which is making people laugh, hopefully. It's more on that level. I don't need to be a leading man,… — Chris Kattan
My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before,… — Chris Kattan
A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have. — Charles Fleischer
So I hope that there are people out there laughing. Laugh loud, please. Laugh until your lungs give out because I will have the last… — Kanye West
Absurdity is what I like most in life, and there's humor in struggling in ignorance. If you saw a man repeatedly running into a wall… — David Lynch
I always laugh the hardest at the stuff you see in day-to-day life. Its great when somebody can tell a joke that really makes you… — Luke Wilson
Whatever kind of movie it is, youre going to be more into it when you care more about the drama, or youll have a better… — Luke Wilson
Remember, if you do the same act for 20, 30 years it gets a little boring unless you've got something else going for you... And… — Donald O'Connor
We still have that same burn, to get that same kind of laughs. So whether the studio wants us to or not, were going to… — Shawn Wayans
Years ago I was a runway model, and I used to get laughs. I thought it was a joke anyway — Nora Dunn
Most of what gets made now, you laugh your way through, go home and forget you've seen it — Tom Berenger
If you can make someone laugh who's dead set against you, that's the first step to winning them over to your side. — John Waters

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