Laughing Quotes

4223 Laughing quotes by 2436 unique authors

That'd be good. That'd be a right good laugh, man. Ye cannae catch me shuttin' up, man — Charlie Flynn
I love making people laugh. It's an addiction and it's probably dysfunctional, but I am addicted to it and there's no greater pleasure for me… — Jay Roach
I fear animals regard man as a creature of their own kind which has in a highly dangerous fashion lost its healthy animal reason -… — Friedrich Nietzsche
Get into the habit of laughing; too many of us have forgotten how to laugh. As people grow older, they sometimes forget that they ever… — Maxwell Maltz
All you earnest young men out to save the world. . . please, have a laugh. — Reinhold Niebuhr
We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it? — Betty White
When all the archetypes burst out shamelessly, we plumb the depths of Homeric profundity. Two clichés make us laugh but a hundred clichés moves us… — Umberto Eco
I never knew what basketball was. I started playing on the playground. People used to laugh at me and joke at me because I was… — Patrick Ewing
But it makes an immigrant laugh to hear the fears of the nationalist, scared of infection, penetration, miscegenation, when this is small fry, peanuts, compared… — Zadie Smith
Marta was watching the football game with me when she said, "You know, most of these sports are based on the idea of one group… — Jack Handey
It's a fool's life, a rogue's life, and a good life if you keep laughing all the way to the grave. — Edward Abbey
Anywhere, anytime, I'd sacrifice the finest nuance for a laugh, the most elegant trope for a smile. — Edward Abbey
Wisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly have the laugh on her side. — Jane Austen
Jokes can be noble. Laughs are exactly as honorable as tears. Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion, to the futility of… — Kurt Vonnegut
Trying to predict the future is a discouraging and hazardous occupation. If by some miracle a prophet could describe the future exactly as it was… — Arthur C. Clarke
What people who don't write don't understand is that they think you make up the line consciously — but you don't. It proceeds from your unconscious. So… — Woody Allen
My brother was a great audience, and if he liked the picture, he would laugh and laugh and laugh, and he would want to keep… — Lynn Johnston
No shoots, says Friday, no yet, me shoot now, me no kill; me stay, give you one more laugh. — Daniel Defoe
I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny! — Homer
When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman… — Homer
We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't… — Homer
Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing! It is the jester! A voice from the Void, to cheer poor Cicero! I accept your gift, dearest Night Mother. Thank… — Marcus Tullius Cicero
I try to enjoy what I do, and every moment of the life that I have is a blessing. What else can you do but… — Novak Djokovic
I get a great laugh from artists who ridicule the critics as parasites and artists manqués — sucha horrible joke. I can’t imagine a more… — Manny Farber
There's nothing to stop a man from writing unless that man stops himself. If a man truly desires to write, then he will. Rejection and ridicule will only… — Charles Bukowski

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