Laughing Quotes

4223 Laughing quotes by 2436 unique authors

If you can't laugh at yourself, you're cooked! — Elizabeth Taylor
America is said to have the highest per capita boredom of any spot on earth! We know that because we have the greatest number of… — Billy Graham
Perchance that I might learn what pity is, That I might laugh at erring men no more. — Michelangelo
You silly humans make me laugh when you say you're 'not looking for a relationship right now' -as if you had a choice in when… — Carlos Salinas de Gortari
Catholics and Protestants are fighting with one another... while the enemy of Aryan humanity and all Christendom is laughing up his sleeve. — Adolf Hitler
Men love war because it allows them to look serious. Because it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them. — John Fowles
It is the Creator´s Grand Army, and he is the Commander-in-Chief... With these facts before you, now try to guess man´s chiefest pet name for… — Mark Twain
Animals love and suffer, cry and laugh; their hearts rise up in anticipation and fall in despair...they feel. — Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson
William James describes a man who got the experience from laughing-gas; whenever he was under its influence, he knew the secret of the universe, but… — Bertrand Russell
Laugh and your life will be lengthened for this is the great secret of long life. — Og Mandino
Laughter is the greatest weapon we have and we, as humans, use it the least. — Mark Twain
The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. — Oliver Goldsmith
God invented mankind because he loved silly stories. — Ralph Steadman
There comes a time when suddenly you realize that laughter is something you remember and that you were the one laughing. — Marlene Dietrich
Him, who incessantly laughs in the street, you may commonly hear grumbling in his closet. — Johann Kaspar Lavater
I want someone to laugh with me, someone to be grave with me, someone to please me and help my discrimination with his or her… — Robert Burns
The person who cannot laugh is not only ready for treason, and deceptions, their whole life is already a treason and deception. — Thomas Carlyle
The loud laugh that spoke the vacant mind. — Oliver Goldsmith
No one is laughable who laughs at himself. — Seneca the Younger
Laughter on American television has taken the place of the chorus in Greek tragedy. In other countries, the business of laughing is left to the… — Jean Baudrillard
Be inwardly ever newly joyous, like the ever-fresh laughing waters of a gurgling brook. — Paramahansa Yogananda
But it certainly is a wonderful thing to wake up suddenly in the solitude of the woods and look up at the sky and see… — Thomas Merton
We are nowhere forbidden to laugh, or be satisfied with food...or to be delighted with music or to drink wine. — John Calvin
The world will never be converted to God unitl Christians cry less and laugh and sing more. — Charles Spurgeon
If the person laughs well, they are a good person. — Fyodor Dostoevsky

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