Laughing Quotes

4223 Laughing quotes by 2436 unique authors

How little it takes to make life unbearable: a pebble in the shoe, a cockroach in the spaghetti, a woman's laugh. — H. L. Mencken
Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest. — Douglas William Jerrold
What can be said in New Year rhymes, That's not been said a thousand times? The new years come, the old years go, We know… — Ella Wheeler Wilcox
I know how to smile, I know how to laugh, I know how to play. But I know how to do these things only after… — Nadia Comaneci
Everyone who has been to an Olympics says expect the unexpected. That kind of psychology games does go on, so I'm kind of expecting things… — Libby Trickett
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us. — Joan Rivers
If I hurt someone, if I were to accidentally poke someone's eye out, I would laugh. And then I'd say, 'I'm sorry, I really do… — Rachel McAdams
I love laugh lines. It means you've had a good life. — Aerin Lauder
The pretty fellows you speak of, I own entertain me sometimes, but is it impossible to be diverted with what one despises? I can laugh… — Mary Wortley Montagu
They always tell me nobody's working as hard as you and even though I laugh it off man, it's probably true. — Drake
Try to learn to breathe deeply, really to taste food when you eat, and when you sleep, really to sleep. Try as much as possible… — Ernest Hemingway
(After meeting her birth mother after more than 40 years) We exchange bunches of orchids, laughing at the coincidence of the flowers. A little unnerving:… — Jackie Kay
If you can't laugh at yourself, then how can you laugh at anybody else? I think people see the human side of you when you… — Payne Stewart
I think the 'Just say no' mentality is so crazed. I saw a thing in a women's magazine the other day. 'He smokes cannabis, what… — Paul McCartney
It was so fascinating to be a part of this, because as the women took on these central roles that had all the good lines,… — Olivia Wilde
Death is simply a shedding of the physical body like the butterfly shedding its cocoon. It is a transition to a higher state of consciousness… — Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
I look at some of the great novelists, and I think the reason they are great is that they're telling the truth. The fact is… — Maya Angelou
I would say you might encounter many defeats but you must never be defeated, ever. In fact, it might even be necessary to confront defeat.… — Maya Angelou
There are people who laugh to show their fine teeth; and there are those who cry to show their good hearts. — Philibert Joseph Roux
[The woman] paused and seemed to take a deep breath. 'You see,' she declared. 'I am Tom Mallow's aunt.' Catherine's first instinct was to burst… — Barbara Pym

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