"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're cooked!" — Elizabeth Taylor

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• I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her. — Steve Carell
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• The general must be the first in the toils and fatigues of the army. In the heat of summer he… — Sun Tzu
• I played T-Mac. I cooked him. Roasted him. Wasn't even close. — Kobe Bryant
• I tell my students, with a feeling of pride that I hope they will share, that the carbon, nitrogen, and… — George Wald
• If your knowledge of fire has been turned to certainty by words alone, then seek to be cooked by the… — Rumi
• We divorced ourselves from the materials of the earth, the rock, the wood, the iron ore; we looked to new… — Norman Mailer
• From first to last it is a dish of rank materialism cleverly cooked up ... . And why is this… — Adam Sedgwick
• I detest . . . anything over-cooked, over-herbed, over-sauced, over elaborate. Nothing can go very far wrong at table as… — Sybille Bedford

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