Laughing Quotes

4223 Laughing quotes by 2436 unique authors

I go to bed wearing a very baggy one-piece cheetah suit, just because it makes my son laugh. My sexy lingerie has been locked in… — Sandra Bullock
No symphony orchestra ever played music like a two-year-old girl laughing with a puppy. — Bernard Williams
The spirit of a warrior is not geared to indulging and complaining, nor is it geared to winning or losing. The spirit of a warrior… — Carlos Castaneda
When superior people hear of the Way, they carry it out with diligence. When middling people hear of the Way, it sometimes seems to be… — Laozi
Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you can. Apologize when you should and let go of what you can't change. — Drake
All Pretences of foretelling by Astrology, are Deceits; for this manifest Reason, because the Wise and Learned, who can only judge whether there be any… — Jonathan Swift
I experimented with all possible maneuvers-loops, somersaults and barrel rolls. I stood upside down on one finger and burst out laughing, a shrill, distorted laugh.… — Jacques Yves Cousteau
It was a long time ago, we were in the office, and we had finished work exhausted. A friend of a friend said 'Hey, take… — Giorgio Armani
I hope my daughter knows that in our house we can make messes and have fun and we'll laugh through it. Granted I don't want… — Angela Kinsey
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. Never drink when you are wretched without it, or you will be like the… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Being able to laugh got me through. — Toni Morrison
When the highest type of people hear Tao (Truth), they diligently practice it. When the average type of people hear Tao, they half believe in… — Laozi
Dost thou understand me, sinful soul? He wrestled with justice, that thou mightest have rest; He wept and mourned, that thou mightest laugh and rejoice;… — John Bunyan
I defy any of my coreligionists to tell me they do not laugh at the idea of Dawkins burning in hell. — Ann Coulter
All Jesus' pictures are falsifications; they cannot be about the real Jesus. This real man must have been totally different, because we know he enjoyed… — Rajneesh
But Jesus has been depicted as a serious man. And Christians say he never laughed. Then what is the function of an Enlightened man? If… — Rajneesh
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. — Barry Humphries
A buddha laughs too, but his laughter has the quality of a smile. His laughter has the feminine quality of grace. When an ignorant person… — Rajneesh
I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the… — Jack Handey
We evolved. We have only to look at the pouting face of a young chimpanzee to laugh at its reflections of ourselves. We know that… — Alison Jolly
So laugh, lads, and quaff, lads, twill make you stout and hale; through all my days, I'll sing the praise of brown October ale. — Unknown Author
When we weren't scratching each other's eyes out, we were making each other laugh harder than anyone else could. — Lucie Arnaz
But if we laugh with derision, we will never understand. Human intellectual capacity has not altered for thousands of years so far as we can… — Stephen Jay Gould
I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I to play jokes on people and be sarcastic. — Ashley Benson
When a smile touches our hearts. When the forest stills us to peace. When music moves us to rapture. When we really love, laugh or… — Dorothy Maclean

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