Lap Quotes

390 quotes by 318 authors

I live in the heart of all regret, my face is different in mother's lap, in the arms of father, yah I'm Love — Mak_786
While I'm gettin' a lap dance I'm so ahead I might lap you — Unknown Author
Own lives now and break a few days left before I go up in mother's lap in order to get a little bit of my… — Mak_786
I opened my eyes, then found himself in the lap of a goddess of beauty, who was kissing me again and again | I was… — Mak_786
I can't say that it's something I planned on doing right now, but now that's it's in my lap and it's something I have to… — Jamie Lynn Spears
I was at a loose end, and someone suggested that it would be something that I should take a look at, and pretty much offered… — Cory Monteith
In a few moments the rest of my life, I head in your lap when death came to me — Mak_786
As Much As We May Wish That Something Great Will Just Fall Into Our Lap, Reality Shows That It Will Most Likely Not Occur This… — Pacifiersucker
Dreams dont just fall into your lap, you have to reach out and grab them. — EwshyCrazyness
It doesent bother me if my boyfriend gets a lap dance when I'm there. I'm secure with myself so whats the big deal? — Stacy Keibler
He, being an unwise miser to the core, will not eat to the full doesnt matter whether he has food or not to the bountiful… — Yssubramanyam
I'm no one's lap dog, you can't put me on a leash, and that was the attitude of it, fuck off. — John Lydon
Little girl asks her grandma: Grandma, can you show me a magic trick? Grandma answers: I can't dear, but I'm sure your grandpa knows one.… — Sharlene05
I think were very capable of having a great night on Saturday, but our weekend really starts on Thursday night...We will be qualifying Thursday night… — Faith Ford
My legs wrap around her back, while her face in between my lap. That's what you called face time — G-Fwea D
I can't imagine life without you, yet, here I am alone, dreaming of the day I can call you mine. And, you are mine, just… — Kaylynn Thompson
Having to fart while sitting on a cute guys lap... — Silver Lining
If life was easy then everything would fall in your lap. But it isn't, so keep on striving to the end because you can get… — Hussein Nishah
Chyann Shaw cant remember how it happened or why it happened but she just couldnt take it anymore. The torture of his pain still lingers… — Megan Sartin
It's always a pain in the ass to see the bitch you hate sitting on the lap of the guy you're still in love with... — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These Lap Quotes

318 authors contributed a total of 390 Lap Quotes, led by these top contributors: