Lap Quotes

390 quotes by 318 authors

The best feeling in the world is when you child just comes up to you and lays their head in your lap, for no other… — Marlee Matlin
The only sliding I did was on the kind of instrument that you put on your lap; no Spanish electrics. — John Fogerty
He used to sit on my lap. I was sort of ambivalent about that. He was surviving any way he could. — Marion Zimmer Bradley
I was taken to one place by a director, and he bought me a lap dance. — Lexa Doig
I am going to miss that time when you take that corner better than anybody else could have taken it on that lap or you… — Bobby Rahal
Writers take words seriously-perhaps the last professional class that does-and they struggle to steer their own through the crosswinds of meddling editors and careless typesetters… — John Updike
I have perfected the art of putting my feet on my husband's lap during awards ceremonies so he can rub them. — Annette Bening
Happiness is like a cat, If you try to coax it or call it, it will avoid you; it will never come. But if you… — William Bennett
A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap,… — Milton Berle
A daughter may outgrow ur lap, but she will never outgrow ur heart.. If u wud have a good wife, marry one who has been… — Pooja!!!
Ass so fat, I need a lap dance, — Krystal
Once again, make me sleep on your lap, say those comforting words, and calm my restless heartbeats — Ritu Ghatourey
When it rains in evening, I will hold a cup of tea and listen to music How you used to relax on my lap And… — Aisha
Top 3 sweetest sleeps. :* - 1.) sleeping on moms lap when we r tired. .;-):-) 2.)sleeping on luvers shoulder when we r alone. .… — Babloo
There are only two reasons why you'd stare at your crotch with a smile on your face when driving; neither one of them is legal. — Christopher Abraham
No we do not kill them. I'm practically in his lap with my head against his chest listening to his heart beat. A steady rhythm.… — Unknown Author
I met this guy I liked so well, he liked me too I could tell, he came and took my heart from me now he… — Jessica Barajas
Trust me, love me, curl in my lap...I'll always be there for you. — Innah Delos Angeles
He got up and started making his way towards me. His eyes that red brown. Blood thirsty. I backed up into the wall. All a… — Unknown Author
I'll blow my brains in your lap. Lay here and die in your arms. — Eminem

Who Wrote These Lap Quotes

318 authors contributed a total of 390 Lap Quotes, led by these top contributors: