Lap Quotes

390 quotes by 318 authors

Spaz man, all about gettin my cash fast, im totaly rad, show her my tats, flippin the bird, turnin my back, n-no love, my heart'll… — Unknown Author
Ass so Fat Need a Lap Dance — Unknown Author
Benzo.batman..big hoe.lap dance.ass so fat I need a lap dance ! — Unknown Author
As so fat I need a lap dancee — Unknown Author
Hate to see yaw frown but I'd rather see her smilin', wetness all around me true, but I'm no island, peninsula maybe, makes no sense… — Andre 3000
Sitting there by a fires light on a cold winter's night. She sat there deep in her thoughts, not caring for the wind as it… — Christiana
They put the cloth across your lap soon as you sat down. Its feeling like you own every place you choose to be at now. — Drake
You can see me in a fly lap. Maseratis, Lamborghinis or a mutherf-ckin Maybach. — Ludacris
Thank you for not pressing charges for having your kids sit on my lap, and not charging me for the lap dances from the ladies.… — RevWingman
Had to pop the trunk, pull out the chopper like it's magic. 50 grand on my lap, poof! Like it's magic. — Rick Ross
Insisting on not sitting on a guys lap because you think your too heavy. — Natalie
Benzo, Batman, Thick H**, Lap dance. A** so fat, need a lap dance. — Unknown Author
Vulcanize the would be stick in the ham wallet,cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket — The Bloodhound Gang
I visited number of places and realised no place is pleasure than the Mother's lap............... — Siddhant Bhilatia
Unfortunate stuff about being a guy in school and a really hot girl sits on your lap and you have to resist getting a boner — Padraig
Every couple years, you know, these great things drop in my lap. It's been fantastic. — John Stamos
I was a hopeless drifter, really. I didn't know what I wanted to do, and then the opportunity to have an agent landed in my… — Emily Blunt
My mom drove like Britney Spears with the steering wheel and me right here in her lap. I'm fine, I turned out OK. We had… — Freddie Prinze Jr
Growing up with a punk-rock background and being an artist all my life, tattooing was something that naturally came to me, I guess. Tattooing just… — Kat Von D
The more you are positive and say 'I want to have a good life,' the more you build that reality for yourself; by creating the… — Chris Pine

Who Wrote These Lap Quotes

318 authors contributed a total of 390 Lap Quotes, led by these top contributors: