Lap Quotes

390 quotes by 318 authors

Dear woman, Weren't you known as the Pillars of strenght? What happened to Waiting for marriage before falling pregnant? What happened to you blaming yourself… — Evan Ceaser
Sometimes I miss you so much that I just want to keep my head on your Lap and sleep like baby. Sometimes I miss you… — Unknown Author
SITING ON HIS LAP — Butterfly_Kisses
Every person should get knowledge from lap of his mother till death. — Unknown Author
That was one of the things that interested me about the character. He doesn't want to be a hero, and has no real desire to… — Orlando Jones
You're in the lap of the gods. If people go, they go, and if they don't. — Sam Mendes
Most fathers don't see the war within the daughter, her struggles with conflicting images of the idealized and flawed father, her temptation both to retreat… — Victoria Secunda
Sitting in the lap of the model you intend to paint never seemed to me to be the ideal location. — Julian Green
Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT! — Kevin Hart
Praying for love in a lap dance and paying in naivety. Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me. — Panic At The Disco
Shot of Tequila, beer on tap. Sweet southern woman set on my lap. — Alan Jackson
A good looking woman. To set on my lap. — Alan Jackson
You cant even break me running harder than an athlete. Girls sitting up on my lap mistake this for a track meet. — Sammy Adams
Taylor Gang or feel Santa Claus' boner when you sit on his lap as he warmly grins at you. — Taylor Gang
Ennobled pain is who knows from the fire that burns in lust, a radio shock in their lap a hot cry. — Rammstein
San ou pran nan chodyem lap kwuit!!@jeffcoraymond@ — Haitian Proverb
Sant ou pran nan chodyem lap kwuit!!@jeffcoraymond@ — Haitian Proverb
I-I Dont think they want it your girls on my dick and she trying to sit up on it she hopped on my lap even… — Big Sean
Hands up in the air. I just want the I just want the baddest bitch in the world. Right here on my lap. — Chris Brown
I just want the baddest bitch in the world Right here on my lap. — Chris Brown

Who Wrote These Lap Quotes

318 authors contributed a total of 390 Lap Quotes, led by these top contributors: